The 99th Divorce

When Ye Youyou saw him walking over, she immediately made a huge fuss and took a step back. She cried out, “What... What are you doing?”

Li Jinnan walked over and stopped right in front of her. With a gentle smile on his lips, he bent his head and gazed into her eyes.

Ye Youyou began to squirm with unease. She felt her whole body tense up. She shuffled back as her heart beat in her throat.

Li Jinnan observed her expression and lazily said, “I am going to take a shower.”

With that, he walked past her and headed into the bathroom.

Ye Youyou couldn’t believe how silly she was being She felt her face heat up. In annoyance, she turned to glare at Li Jinnan and stomped her foot.

Why couldn’t he just go straight into the bathroom? Why did he have to lean in so closely to me? Now, I’m having trouble restraining my thoughts! Oh man... This is so awkward!

The moment she turned to glare at him, Li Jinnan coincidentally looked back. The expression on her face was plain for him to see.

Li Jinnan chuckled and said, “Could you help me wash my clothes?”

With that, he turned and closed the bathroom door behind him.

Ye Youyou grew even more annoyed. She stomped over to the bed. She saw Li Jinnan’s clothing draped over the chair and picked it up to sniff it. It was his scent. It was pleasant to the nose. Even on a hot summer’s day, there wasn’t any odor.

It doesn’t need any washing at all! It isn’t dirty, and he is leaving the next day in any case!

Ye Youyou flung the clothing back onto the chair and ignored his instructions.

When Li Jinnan walked out, Ye Youyou was sitting on the bed, playing with her cellphone. The clothing was left on the chair unwashed.

Li Jinnan strode up and removed his shoes before getting into bed. Ye Youyou simply glanced at him. Without paying much heed, she went back to her phone. Everything that should and shouldn’t have been done had already taken place a few times over.

Li Jinnan began to feel a little restless. He leaned over and asked, “What are you looking at?”

Ye Youyou ignored him and continued scrolling through Weibo with her head down. She suddenly chuckled.

Li Jinnan immediately burrowed his head under the crook of her arm and asked, “What are you laughing about?”

His intimate action caught Ye Youyou by surprise. She instinctively moved back in shock.

Li Jinnan didn’t seem to notice that there was anything amiss. He leaned further over as he said, “Let me see it too.”

Without a shirt, the sculpted lines on his body were visible. His muscles on his arms, chest, and back were also exceptionally pronounced. Naturally, his weight wasn’t light.

Ye Youyou felt a weight on her leg. Li Jinnan’s whole body was resting on top of it as he stretched his neck to look at her phone.

He caught a glimpse of the page that she was looking at. The title read “What is the experience of having a boyfriend with a fine physique like?”

Li Jinnan instinctively looked at himself up and down. Well, my body isn’t too bad.

Ye Youyou immediately raised the phone higher as she complained, “You’re so heavy! Scram!”

Li Jinnan wanted to continue reading, so he pulled her hand down. He remarked, “A boyfriend with a fine physique... Isn’t that referring to me? Let me take a look.”

Ye Youyou immediately moved the phone away and raised it out of his reach. “You’re invading my privacy!”

“Um...” Li Jinnan stopped reaching for the phone. He looked at her meaningfully as he commented, “I see this is what you’ve been doing secretly in private.”

Ye Youyou jerked back. Her first response was, “What did I do?”

“You’ve been harboring untoward intentions towards me.” Li Jinnan acted like he was affronted and laid on her lap as he continued. “I never expected you to be such a person!”

A dark cloud formed in Ye Youyou’s mind. “You’re a pot calling the kettle black!”