The 99th Divorce

She dashed up and snatched the object back. She exclaimed, “Are you crazy? Why are you looking though a woman’s undergarments! You d*mn pervert!”

Shen Zhilie’s laughter got louder. He said, “Hey, you’re the one left it out here to dry. I saw it the moment I walked over. You can’t blame me for that.”

“D*mn you! This is the balcony. If you don’t dry your clothes on the balcony, where else can you dry them? Moreover, this is my home!” Ye Qianqian staked her territory firmly and quickly hid the brassiere behind her back.

Almost immediately, she noticed her panties, as well as a few pairs of socks and a few more brassieres. She inched her body over to block his line of sight.

Shen Zhilie looked at her in exasperation and remarked, “Don’t bother trying to block it! It’s still in full view!”

With two fingers from his right hand, he motioned from his eyes to Ye Qianqian’s chest. He clicked his tongue and shook his head sympathetically.

Ye Qianqian was furious and yelled out, “Shen Zhilie!” At the same time, she stuck her leg out and kicked him hard. With her undergarment still in her hand, she swiped hard at him, yelling, “D*mn pervert! You, d*mn pervert! Get out!”

Shen Zhilie shrunk back upon her onslaught and quickly raised his hands in surrender. “I was just kidding. It was just a joke. Besides, regardless of how small yours are, they’re still bigger than mine. Look!”

As he spoke, he pulled his collar down and bent forward to reveal his clearly-defined abdominal muscles.

When Ye Qianqian saw that, she grew angrier and hollered, “Scram! I’m a woman. You’re a man! How can you even compare yourself with me?”

Shen Zhilie acted as if realization had just dawned on him and remarked, “You mean you’re actually a woman?”

Ye Qianqian clenched her teeth. Just as she raised her hand, Shen Zhilie ran inside, saying, “Ha ha! I’m off to pack my room!”

Ye Qianqian stared at his back, disheveled, and ground her teeth. She took a deep breath, and slowly muttered, “I definitely mustn’t let him stay!”

Shen Zhilie was unaware of Ye Qianqian’s thoughts. He was busy moving his luggage into the room. Immediately after, he began to unpack.

Ye Youyou had used pink bed linens. Shen Zhilie removed them all and replaced them with his own dark gray ones. After the bed was made, he began to rearrange the room to his preferences and lay out his belongings.

Ye Qianqian stood outside thinking for a long time before she was finally able to come up with a way to chase him out. She opened the door to the room. When she entered, she was shocked by the transformation of the room.

The armchair that was originally on the left side of the door had been moved. It wasn’t just the armchair that had been shifted. The table that Yu Lili frequently used to draw at also had its position changed. A small table lamp was now placed atop it, bathing the whole room is a soft and romantic yellow glow. On the table was a huge pile of books. The bookshelf had already been filled to the brim.

He is from a completely different world than us!

This was the first time Ye Qianqian was feeling that a psychiatrist was of a different breed than a normal human. That realization took her by surprise.

When Shen Zhilie observed her reaction, he put his hands into his pockets and walked over. He said, “Your expression tells me that you originally had something very important to tell me. Upon seeing this place, you’ve changed your mind. Am I right?”