My Sassy 'Crown Princess'

Chapter 70: About the Biography

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

Once Mo Fei went back to Prince Yu Mansion, he saw that Lou Yu was watching him like he was God of Plague.

“My prince, you are here!” Mo Fei lowered his head, pretending to be shy.

Lou Yu then went downstairs, arms crossed.

“You are back?” asked Lou Yu patronizingly.

Mo Fei nodded while blaming for Lou Yu’s absolute question in his heart. But he still answered, “Yeah! I’m back. I’m just back.”

“Your history teacher told me you know nothing about me, but know the details of every famous prostitute in the past three thousand years.” said Lou Yu flatly.

Mo Fei frowned, thinking to himself, “Never expected that old freak would rat on me! This old scoundrel is so annoying!”

“Hehe, my prince, your past is way too colorful, sorry I don’t have much time to know about it.” said Mo Fei shyly.

“You don’t know much? You don’t know at all! You are my wife but know nothing about me. Don’t you think you’ve gone too far?” Lou Yu raised his voice grumpily.

Lou Yu’s words gave Mo Fei a headache. Lou Yu is so nitpicking!

“My prince, don’t be mad. That’s because I’m afraid you may suspect I pry into your privacy if I know too much about you.” said Mo Fei innocently.

Lou Yu looked at Mo Fei sullenly, “Excuse!”

Speaking of which, Lou Yu threw a book at Mo Fei, while Mo Fei caught it in tearing hurry.

“Biography of Prince Yu?” cried Mo Fei lightly involuntarily.

“You bet!” Lou Yu slightly raised his chin.

Mo Fei said adoringly, “My prince, you are so young and already has your own biography? And such a thick one? I’ve always thought that biography is written by someone else after one is dead.”

Lou Yu stared at Mo Fei firmly, “What did you say?”

Mo Fei took a few steps back subconsciously, and gave a hollow laugh, “I was just saying. I never meant to curse you. You have to believe that I always wish you to live to a ripe old age! I swear!”

Lou Yu snorted, “I know. Of course I know. You wrote it before! If I die, you will live in widowhood! And this biography, you must recite it from stem to stern, not to miss even a word.”

Mo Fei’s mouth twitched. He looked at Lou Yu weirdly, blaming Lou Yu’s autarchy in his heart.

“My prince, what’s written in this biography? How could it be so thick? Is it possible it even includes at what age you still sniveled and how long you have cried and at what age you had bed-wetting? Do I really have to recite those stuff?”

Lou Yu glared at Mo Fei, “How would a biography include such things?”

“Who knows? This book is so thick. If you didn’t write those odds and ends, how would it be so long?” said Mo Fei reasonably.

“There’s none of those things in the book.” said Lou Yu.

Lou Yu pouted and leaned close to Lou Yu, “Are you sure?”

“Of course.” said Lou Yu unhesitatingly.

Mo Fei then said sullenly, “Without those things, it would never sell well. My prince, you should know most women are interested in those things.”

Lou Yu sneered, “Are you also interested in those things?”

Lou Yu gave him a hollow laugh, “Kind of.”

Lou Yu’s face sank but returned to normal after a second, “You are interested? Then I will never tell you.”

Mo Fei, “...”

Mo Fei opened the book and read loudly, “Lou Yu, third prince of Rong Kingdom, highly gifted, super talented, quick-witted, erudite and informed, versed in both literature and military affairs. Prince Yu bore high aspirations since he was very young, self-disciplined, lenient with others, doing morning exercises, working hard and aiming high. Prince Yu has the world in heart, could map out a strategy ahead of schedule and gain a decisive victory a thousand miles away...”

Mo Fei closed the book, blinking, asked curiously, “Who did you hire to write this for you? To make that person commend you so shamelessly, you must have paid a lot.”

Lou Yu gashed his teeth, “It’s for free!”

“For free? How is it possible? Hey, how about you introduce that guy to me? I also want him to write my biography. Though he is a bit verbose, it’s nicely written. You contact him for me. I won’t let him do it for free. I’ll pay him 2,000 star coins. What do you say?” said Mo Fei in spirits.

Lou Yu looked at Mo Fei’s two fingers, and said angrily, “Not good!”

“Not good? Why? Is it that I pay not enough? But 2,000 star coins are a lot.” said Mo Fei.

Lou Yu looked at Mo Fei coldly, “He promised to write it for me because he admires me. Do you think he’d admire you?”

Mo Fei said shyly, “I’m so outstanding. It’s a natural thing that he admires me!”

Lou Yu, “...”