Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 394: Ferocious Virus! (2)

Viruses.

In the long history of humanity, the lives taken by viruses numbered in the hundreds of millions.

Hence, one could easily imagine the lethality of the mutated virus created by the Natural Disaster Generator to exterminate humanity.

However, even though he had mentally prepared himself, when Chen Yu saw the main method in which this mutated virus was propagated, he still couldn’t help but shudder.

If this virus was spread in densely populated cities like Beijing, Tokyo, and New York, just the death of a handful of infected people would be more than enough to spread the virus across half the city, and this was before subsequent infections and deaths occurred…

Tear!

Tearing off a piece of rag, Chen Yu used it to cover his mouth and nose under his mask. He then flew back into the Headmaster’s Tower through the window he exited from.

Snap!

With a snap of his finger, a spiral staircase connecting the main hall to the first floor appeared immediately.

Walking down the staircase, Chen Yu found several dozen students waiting on the first floor with their phones in their hands.

“What are you guys doing?”

Raising her hand, a female student said, “We were waiting for you here.”

“Headmaster, your kicking posture just now looked cool!”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Let’s team up, Headmaster. You’ll be the vanguard, and we’ll help build a shelter to kill the zombies,” a male student suggested excitedly.

“You people have been playing a lot of games, haven’t you? Why are you messing around all day instead of studying?” Chen Yu berated the students with a frown.

The students were taken aback by Chen Yu’s words. They then lowered their heads in shame.

“Even if we’re forming a team, I have to be the leader!” Chen Yu added.

The students: “…”

“Let’s go. We’ll head upstairs to get some weapons. I have a lot of good stuff in my study. There’s even a miniature nuclear bomb launcher.”

“Ohh!!” The students cheered.

[I’m jealous. I’m joining the Transdimensional Academy as well once I grow up!]

[Those who can enter are all over the age of 19. You’re way past the age of taking the university entrance exam.]

[What? Are you looking down on me? Fool.]

[Who do you think you’re talking to?]

[I’m in Shenzhen. All pedestrians on the street seem to have been infected already.]

[It’s the same with Guangdong. I even heard gunshots just now.]

After returning to the main hall together with the students, Chen Yu entered the study. He then opened the secret room in front of the students and the camera.

“Come on in. The cabinet on the right stores the dangerous products. The boxes on the left are the weapons. Since everyone will recover once the simulation ends, don’t worry about getting injured accidentally. You bunch can consider yourselves lucky. Before today, I was the only human to have entered this secret room.”

“Awesome! All hail the Headmaster!”

“All hail the Headmaster!”

Chen Yu: “…”

Immediately, the students rushed into the room and searched for the technological products they liked.

“I want this lightsaber!”

“Is this an air cannon?”

“Crap! Look at this cloak I’m wearing! It lets me fly!”

“Look at what I found?” a lanky male student said mysteriously as he held up his hand.

“What advanced technology is that?”

“Hehe.” Spreading his palm, the lanky boy revealed a packaging that all adults were familiar with. “Look at the brand! It’s Durex!”

The male students: “Hahaha!”

The female students: “…”

“Hurry up and put it back,” a beautiful girl said, blushing. That’s the Headmaster’s property. He’ll get angry.”

Chen Yu: “…Bullsh*t! That’s not mine.”

“H-Headmaster, didn’t you say that you were the only human who has entered this secret room before today?” another girl asked meekly.

“When did I say that?”

“Just now.” Everyone responded in unison.

“…” Pursing his lips, Chen Yu stared at the Durex packaging for a long time before realization struck him. “Oh! I remember it now. This thing is another advanced technology as well. It’s not the thing you guys think it is.”

“Advanced technology… Awesome,” the lanky boy said, licking his lips.

The surrounding male students also began having all sorts of fantasies.

The female students blushed and lowered their heads.

Chen Yu: “…What are you fantasizing about?! You’re all university students! Can you have healthier thoughts?!”

Everyone: “Hehehe.”

“…OK, give me a moment.” Lifting his watch, Chen Yu ignored the barrage of bullet comments ridiculing him and swiped his finger across the screen. Very quickly, he found the introduction for the product.

“Listen well. This thing is called the Rhythm Virus. It’s something I exchanged some time ago. It’s a product sold by Durex in 4589, and it is a kind of neurotoxin with highly contagious EEG signals. After the user is poisoned, they will infect and assimilate all humans that come into contact with them. Meanwhile, all infected humans will be in sync with the user’s movements. No matter what actions the user makes, all infected humans will mimic their actions. Infected humans will also follow closely behind the user.”

[What kind of crazy product is this…]

[Durex is incredible.]

[I’m starting to believe that the host is actually Doraemon in disguise.]

[I’m so envious of these students. They get to play with so many fun items.]

“Rhythm Virus?” Looking at the Durex packaging in his hand, the lanky boy scratched his head and asked, “Sorry, Headmaster. I guess I was overthinking things. Can I use this thing, then?”

“Go ahead.” Shrugging, Chen Yu said, “It’ll be recovered once the disaster ends, anyway.”

“All hail the Headmaster!” While shouting, the lanky boy tore open the package with three fingers.

“…Why are you so familiar with it?” Chen Yu facepalmed.

The lanky boy: “Hehehe…”

Tear.

When the package was fully opened, the gas stored inside was released instantly, and the lanky boy’s eyes reddened slightly.

“…”

“…”

“I don’t feel any changes to my body,” the lanky boy said. He then turned to look at the student beside him and asked, “Let’s exchange looks with each other?”

Hearing this, the male student in question exchanged looks with the lanky boy. As soon as he did, he entered a trance for a moment. His body then began walking regardless of his will, and he stood close to the lanky boy’s back.

“Why are you sticking so close to me? Are you sick?”

“It’s not my fault! I can’t control my body!”

Subsequently, one of the female students watching and laughing from afar accidentally exchanged glances with the lanky boy. Immediately afterward, her laughter stopped. Her body then swayed forward and stuck closely to the second boy. “No… Don’t…”

“Uh.” The second male student widened his eyes in surprise.

“Why did you look at me~” the girl cried.

At this time, a bespectacled boy with an IQ of 250 stepped forward to the lanky boy and said, “Look at me!”

“…”

A quarter of a second later, the two boys exchanged glances successfully.

As planned, the bespectacled boy with the 250 IQ stuck closely behind the third girl…

Her complexion darkening, the female student said, “Zhang Qiang, just you wait.”

Disregarding the third girl’s threat, the bespectacled boy looked at the other female students and asked, “Anybody else joining the train?”

At this time, one of the female students accidentally exchanged glances with the lanky boy. Her body then began approaching the back of the line regardless of her will. “S-Save me!”

Seeing the severity of the situation, everyone promptly shut their eyes and stepped back by several meters.

Chen Yu: “…”

“Headmaster.” Scratching his head, the lanky boy asked, “What should we do now?”

The next moment, the four other people behind the lanky boy also scratched their heads.

“Huh?” Finding something interesting, the lanky boy bent his knees and jumped.

The four other people behind him also jumped.

“D-Don’t jump!” the female student stuck in the middle of the light said in anger and embarrassment. “Hurry up and let us go!”

“Headmaster, how do I undo this thing?” the lanky boy asked helplessly as he looked at Chen Yu.

“How would I know? Maybe this Rhythm Virus has a duration, and the effect will wear off after a certain—” Before Chen Yu could finish speaking, he blinked his eyes in a daze. Afterward, his body stiffly made its way to the back of the line and stuck closely to the fifth female student.

Chen Yu: “…Crap! Why did you look at me?!”

“I didn’t look at you.”

“You little bastard! Wait for expulsion!”

“Can’t you be a little reasonable? If you didn’t look at me, how can I look at you?”

“Shut up! None of these viruses are good news!”