I Can't Be Sword God

The ugly and muscular Taoist priest and the short Taoist priest slowly opened their eyes. They leaned against a thick tree trunk and looked at the rustling leaves and the fine blue sky above them.

He felt a little dizzy.

“Senior brother, what’s going on?”

“It seems like we’ve been ambushed?”

After a long while, the two of them finally recalled what had just happened.

Last night, when he returned to the government office, he was scolded by senior brother Zhang. Then, this morning, he was driven out to search the mountain.

He didn’t know how long it would take for the search to end on this huge wonderful wind Mountain.

When little uncle-master came and let him scan the mountain with his divine sense, he estimated that he would be able to scan the entire mountain in two days.

However, in order to suck up to youngest uncle, senior brother Zhang insisted that they use such a primitive method to search the mountain. He wanted to let youngest uncle see the results.

It couldn’t be helped. He had a high cultivation and status, so the two little minions had to come out and work obediently.

He was filled with bad luck.

Who knew that not long after they went up the mountain, a gust of wind suddenly blew behind them, and the two of them fainted.

Speaking of which, the two of them were still disciples of the shenxu temple. Although they were young, their cultivation levels were at the mid or late Qi hai realm. No one would be able to control them so easily.

He didn’t know where the person who launched the sneak attack came from, but his attack was so Swift.

Just as he was thinking, he heard a sharp voice beside him. “Yo, you guys are awake?”

“What?”

The ugly Daoist and the short Daoist moved a little and realized that they could only turn their heads to see the situation clearly.

It turned out that the two of them were tied to the same tree!

The two hurriedly used their strength to struggle. Normal ropes naturally could not tie up xiuzhe, but the rope that tied them up was made of some unknown material. They could not break free no matter what they did. The more they struggled, the tighter it became. It was so tight that the two of them could not breathe.

“Don’t struggle,” the shrill voice continued,”the East Sea hornless Dragon tendon will tighten when it encounters zhenqi. It’s specially made to deal with xiuzhe.”

The two of them could only give up and look at the person who spoke in resignation.

There were three people next to the tree, who were looking at them with unfriendly eyes.

One of them was a burly, fierce-looking man with golden hair, and the other was a tall, thin man who did not look like a good person. They were both sitting cross-legged on the ground.

These two men were the kind of people who, when walking on the street and accidentally glancing at them, would make one’s heart tremble and feel that they were either going to be robbed of their money or their body. They would eventually lose some of their looks.

Not to mention, in this situation, the two Taoist priests could not help but feel nervous at the same time, hoping that they were only after money.

There was a Youyou standing beside the two men.

Wait a minute, it’s big.

The two Taoists couldn’t help but look at each other. They could see the shock in each other’s eyes.

......

Why was it so big? Monstrous, he must be a monstrous!

But Yingluo isn’t the point we should be focusing on right now, right?

But it was really huge.

It was true.

......

After a brief eye contact, the two Taoists reached a silent consensus.

If it was her, it didn’t matter if he raped her.

The third person was a woman with a languid appearance. She was wearing a Lotus-white wide-sleeved double-lapels dress with light muslin on her shoulders and flowing ribbons. She also had a white embroidered tube top with two mandarin ducks embroidered on it.

The pitiful pair of mandarin ducks were quite overwhelmed and had already been deformed.

That’s right, they were the three who had come to Yuhang Town to avenge leopard five.

They had spied on the Daoist priests of the shenxu temple for many days and finally figured out the pattern of two of them. They decided to make a move on the wonderful wind Mountain.

The golden-haired brawny man came in front of the two of them. He was silent, but his aura was heavy, causing the hearts of the two Daoist priests to tremble.

There were three faint traces of golden beards on each side of the brawny man’s cheeks, which could not be seen if one did not look carefully.

When the ugly Daoist saw this, his eyes suddenly widened and he shouted, ” “Jin Shi! You’re the gold-ranked assassin of Green Wing brothel, Jin Shi!”

He had seen this man at the city gate of Zhaoge city. He was wanted by the demon.

He had sneaked into Zhaoge city and assassinated a high-ranking official of the state, and then escaped unscathed. In his rage, he ordered Chaotian court’s fortune-teller to do a divination to deduce the Gu’s identity, origin, and drawing.

It was a pity that he never caught it.

Although he couldn’t remember her appearance, the Golden beards still left a deep impression on him.

“Hmph,” he snorted. “Since you recognize me, you must have heard of my name before. I won’t hide it from you,” Jin Shi sneered.

He pointed at the two people beside him,”these are my sworn brother and sister, Li Si and cat Jiu.” I’ve called you here today because I have some questions for you.”

The ugly Daoist looked at the people in front of him and cursed.

Green Wing Pavilion was filled with monsters that killed without blinking. It was natural for them to be completely inhumane. However, it would be difficult to escape if you were to fall into their hands.

“You don’t have to be afraid.” “As long as you answer our questions, we won’t hurt you,” the tall and thin Li Si said.

...

Cat Nine suddenly said lazily, ” “Why do these two people have such perverted eyes?”

“Blind them,” Li Si immediately said.

“Don’t! Don’t! Don’t! I just purely like mandarin ducks, I have no other meaning.” The ugly Daoist priest begged for mercy and quickly retracted his gaze.

The dwarf Taoist priest simply closed his eyes. Otherwise, it would really be difficult to control.

“Cut the crap. Let me ask you, where did you Taoist come from?” The golden-haired man asked directly.

“The shenxu temple! The shenxu temple outside Zhaoge city!” The ugly Daoist replied.

“You’re here to protect Gongsun Zhe?”

“Yes, our master is the famous Zhenren Chang shouchong of the shenxu temple.” The dwarf Taoist priest swallowed his saliva and said, ” “Our master is on good terms with Gongsun Daren. When he heard that he was in danger, he sent us to protect him. Furthermore, my master is very protective of his own. If he knew that someone had killed his disciple, he would definitely find the murderer no matter where he was!”

“Hmph,” he snorted. “You think I’m afraid?” Jin Shi sneered again.

The short Taoist priest shrunk his neck and said weakly, ” “It’s just a friendly reminder, Yingluo.”

“Okay, then let me ask you again, how many people did you bring this time?”

...

“Four,” The Daoist replied.

“Five!” This time, the Taoist priest rushed to answer.

“What?” Jin Shi’s expression turned serious as he twisted his neck. how many are there exactly? ”

The short and ugly Daoist exchanged a look.

......

Where did the five of them come from?

These demons are ferocious. If they know that there are only a few of us here, what if they run to the government office and start a massacre? No one in Yuhang Town could stop them!

What did that mean?

We’ll just say that little uncle-master is here, and they’ll be afraid!

Alright.

Senior brother, don’t look at that pair of mandarin ducks anymore! I can’t help it if you keep looking.

‘I’m done.’

......

“There are five of them who urged our junior martial uncles to come, but I forgot about it,” the ugly Daoist priest said slowly.

“Little uncle-master?” “I’ve been watching you for a few days, but I’ve never seen this person before,” the tall and thin man frowned.

“Oh, my youngest uncle came early. He’s always been reclusive, so it’s normal that he didn’t see me.” The Taoist priest explained.

A strange smile appeared on Jin Shi’s face. “His cultivation is very high?”

“My youngest uncle-master Jiang shouyin has the looks of an earth immortal! He was the most talented person in Zhaoge city! We can’t even be sure how high his cultivation is. Yesterday, he was still in the early stage of the Dragon Realm. Today, he might be in the middle stage, and tomorrow, he might be in the late stage. In short, he is very powerful.”

The Taoist priest said exaggeratedly.

The ugly Taoist understood his intention and secretly praised his intelligence.

If he didn’t clearly state his youngest uncle’s realm, these demons wouldn’t be able to grasp it, and it would be easier for them to feel fear.

hehe, I was wondering how these few pieces of trash could kill fifth brother. So there was a big fish. Jin Shi grinned.

Eh?

The ugly Daoist and the short Daoist were both stunned.

What did he mean?

Who was the fifth brother?

it’s about time. Sister nine, deal with them. The tall and thin man said.

“Yes.”

Cat Nine slowly walked forward and looked at the two priests with his beautiful eyes.

“Look into my eyes, Yingluo, don’t look down, I’m letting you guys look into my eyes! Don’t you understand? Raise your eyes!”

After a round of scolding, the two Taoist priests finally raised their eyes and looked at her.

All of a sudden, the sky and earth spun and turned purple and red.

This was the last thought that came to the two Daoist priests at the same time.

Oh no, Soul Catcher.