I Can't Be Sword God

The pond was filled with pitch-black water.

A bright moon, a lonely star, and a broken lamp.

There was a skeleton under the lamp.

The shape of this skeleton was strange. Half of its body was glazed and the other half was ivory. It looked like a human, but its height was close to six meters. It was definitely not a body that ordinary people could reach.

One of the heads was also pale and hideous, with two balls of strange fire flickering in its eyes. The left eye was as pure as glass, while the right eye was as black as ink.

He was wearing a set of armor, which had a dark and dangerous luster. On his right hand was a door-like sword, sharp and bloodthirsty.

It sat there quietly, as if it was the remains of an ancient hero.

At a glance, it was a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood.

Gulp, gulp.

Two bubbles suddenly appeared in the black pool in front of him.

Soon, more and more bubbles emerged, and the entire pool seemed to be boiling in the blink of an eye!

Then, a head suddenly floated up.

It was like the bean bubbles floating in the soup of a hot pot.

the bone demons suffered heavy losses this time.

The bubble continued to float upwards and soon revealed its entire body. It was the apothecary demon that Li Chu had killed with a single strike.

He had actually ‘resurrected’ from the pool.

He rose from the deep pool and walked on the water surface to the shore, complaining repeatedly.

“All the plants I’ve planted in the sheep-slaughtering cave and the great medicine of resurrection, the Kasaya, have all gone to waste.”

The big white skeleton didn’t seem to care about this. It just held the big sword beside it, stroked it, and asked in a cold voice, ”

“Who killed you?”

“I don’t know,” Medicine master mo said with a lingering fear, ” I only know that it’s a little Daoist. His characteristic is that he’s handsome, extremely handsome.

“Why did he kill you?” The bone Devil asked again.

I don’t know, ” medicine master mo shook his head again. they didn’t follow the rules. They didn’t say anything before they attacked.

“Then what do you know?”

The bone demon looked at him as if he was trash.

you can’t blame me for this. the pharmacist Mo’s expression was very innocent. they suddenly barged in. I asked ‘who are you’, and he raised his hand and slashed. It was very fast.

“The matter at the fuhuang tomb is about to end.” “If we find the corpse and your medicine of resurrection is not ready, the city Lord will be furious,” the skeleton demon said.

“I can’t help it. No one expected this accident. Furthermore, I’ve been doing all the refining on my own. I don’t have any powerful helpers, and I haven’t even caught the main ingredient.”

Medicine master mo stood there and spread his hands, looking aggrieved.

“The city Lord asked me to refine it, How do I refine it?”

The skeleton demon nodded its huge skull.

“I know that you are indeed in trouble. My matters over there have basically been settled. If you need any more help, just let me know.”

“Bone Devil, you’re my good brother.” Medicine master mo seemed to be a little touched, and then said, ” “Then can you lend me some money? I just came out of the pool, and I’m empty. You know how expensive my plants are!”

I just remembered that I have something to do. the bone Devil suddenly stood up, picked up the big sword beside him, and strode away. the clothes hanging at home have been confiscated, and the soup is still boiling on the stove.

“......”

Medicine master mo curled his lips.

“We’re brothers on the surface.”

......

The night wasn’t over yet, and it was still in the wilderness.

But in the endless gray night, there was a cluster of illusory lights.

Upon closer inspection, it was an exquisite three-story Pavilion. It appeared very abrupt in the wilderness, but it made people yearn for it for no reason.

On the second floor of the pavilion, red candles were lit and wine glasses were toasting.

A man with a wine-streaked nose, sparse hair, and dirty body, wearing a rough cotton coat, sat high in the head seat, although it was out of place with the surrounding gorgeous decorations.

Beside him was a middle-aged woman who still had her charm.

On the opposite seats, there were three young women who were shy. They were all generally fair-skinned and beautiful, like flowers and the moon.

The three girls and the woman were all wearing colorful gauze clothes, which were light and gentle, dazzling people.

although young master saved my daughter’s life in the Great Marsh, our family is not just any Random House. The woman gently pushed the man’s cup of wine and said.

“If it wasn’t for young master’s striking appearance, I wouldn’t have made the decision to betroth my daughter to you.”

“Yes, yes.” The man nodded repeatedly.

Every time he lowered his head, the candlelight would shine on his head. It was bright and reflected the light of a handsome man.

The three young girls in front of him covered their mouths and laughed.

look at Zhenzhen. the woman pointed again. they’re so happy to hear that they can marry you.

...

“I can understand.” The man laughed so hard that his lips were almost behind his ears.

“This place of ours is after all closed off from the outside world. The ladies might not have seen such an Outstanding Youth like young master.” The woman flattered him again and again, she raised her hand. Zhen Zhen, Ai Ai, Lian Lian.

“Who is it that is going to marry this young master?”

“I’ll do it, I’ll do it,” The young girl called Lian Lian was the first to stand up. young master saved my life. I should be the one to repay you with my body.

“How can we do that?” The young girl called AI ‘AI pressed her down and stood up.”There’s no such thing as a younger sister getting married before the older sister. Let me do it!”

“Second sister is right.” Zhenzhen stood up. I’m the oldest here. I should get married first.

“Hmph,” he snorted. Ai Ai glanced at her and puffed out her chest. that might not be the case.

Yingluo. Zhen Zhen looked at Ai AI’s chest that was deliberately raised, then looked down at herself and pouted. mother, isn’t she bullying me? ”

In this regard, among the Three Sisters, AI ‘AI was indeed the best.

He was only slightly inferior to Cat Nine.

this Yingluo. the man was a little confused. who’s older? ”

...

The woman chuckled. they’re triplets. According to the order of birth, Zhenzhen should be the eldest sister, but they’re actually of the same age. However, Yingluo and the others are all fighting to marry you, so I’m afraid that young master can still choose.”

I don’t want to do that. the man waved his hand. no matter who I choose, I’ll hurt their sisterly relationship.

The woman was about to say something,”young master is so kind.”

“Can’t I marry all three of them at once?” the man continued.

“Eh?!”

The woman was stunned. She looked at the light reflecting off the man’s head and smiled. your young master has a lot of ideas.

“How is it?”

well, I only have three daughters in my family. If you marry all of them and go to the brothel, Won’t You Be killing me? ” “Young master, you’d better quickly choose one,” the woman said with an apologetic smile.

“Alright,” he said. The man was slightly disappointed. He looked up at the three girls and said, ” “Although I’m a woodcutter and herbalist, my family’s ancestors are also from a scholarly family, and they can be related to the seven families of the South. I’m going to get a wife, so I have to find someone with substance, Yingying!”

As he said that, he pointed at AAI, who was in the middle.

“I can tell at a glance that you have the most inner qualities.”

......

“I’m so tired, and I’ve worked for nothing. Stinky men talk so much, but they still like big breasts.” Zhenzhen complained.

“We don’t know what kind of Toad that person is, but he still wants to marry the three of us together,” Lian Lian said with a smile.

“Hmph,” he snorted. Zhenzhen pouted. he’s so ordinary, but he’s so confident.

After the banquet, Ai Ai led the man up to the third floor.

The remaining three of them stayed in the hall to chat.

Lian Lian stood by the window and looked out in boredom. She said, ” “Speaking of which, this time I was the one who went out to lure the people. I will never be able to snatch them from second sister.”

“Next time, I’ll absorb all the Yang Qi outside.” Zhen Zhen mumbled.

“No!” The woman immediately glared at him. cultivators run amuck in this world. It’s not safe for you to rashly absorb Yang Qi from others outside.

ohoho. Zhenzhen stuck out her tongue.

“Mother, there seems to be someone outside.” Lian Lian, who was standing by the window, suddenly called out.

“What?” The woman raised an eyebrow. who are they? ”

“Two Taoist priests and a rich young master.” She said pitifully.

“Daoist priest?” The woman thought for a moment. it’s better not to provoke them. If there’s nothing else, let them pass.

“But this Daoist, he ... He ... He ... He ... He ... He ... He ... He ... He ...” Lian Lian’s voice became a little strange,”he ... He ... He ... He ... He ... He ... He ... He ...”

Du, du, du.

There was already a knock on the door downstairs.

“Open the door, be careful.” The woman shot him a look.

“I’ll go.” Lianlian rushed downstairs.

She quickly ran downstairs, took a deep breath, and opened the door. As soon as he opened the door, he saw an extremely dazzling face.

ah! Ah! Ah! Lianlian was so nervous that the first thing she let out was a groan.

“What?”

She quickly covered her mouth, then blushed and asked, ” “Little Daoist Zhenzhen, what’s the matter?”

The Daoist priest outside the door smiled faintly. I’m from the Hangzhou Prefecture and on my way to Qishan city in the southern border. I’m passing by here and would like to stay the night. I’ll leave at dawn, is it convenient? ”

“My house is full of women, Yingluo.” Lian Lian blinked and said in a low voice, ” “It’s very convenient.”

The Daoist priest outside the door was Li Chu.

He, du Lanke, and Wang longqi had learned from the villagers in the North of the mountain that the place where hei Zhu and the medicine beauty had met was here.

Hence, he followed the villager’s guidance and came here.

As expected, he saw such a Pavilion.

“Little Daoist priest, please follow me.” Lian Lian brought Li Chu upstairs and asked, ” “My name is Lian Lian, may I ask how I should address you?”

“Li Chu.”

Two more voices came from behind.

“I’m du Lanke,”

“I’m Wang longqi.”

“Ah!” Lian Lian was shocked. why are there two more people? ”

“......”

“This is my disciple and this is my good friend. They came here with me and entered the sect together.” Li Chu explained.

Lianlian smiled at him. I didn’t even see it.

His tone was as if he had not noticed anything that was not worth mentioning and not two living people. Even if he was warned, he didn’t seem to have any intention of looking at it.

Old du and Wang longqi looked at each other.

There was nothing to say, only tears.

By the time Lian Lian led the three of them up to the second floor, the hall had already been completely renewed. There were no longer any leftover tables, and everything was filled with brand new fine wine and delicacies.

The woman and Zhenzhen went forward to welcome him.

“Daoist priests, you’ve come just in time. Our mothers have just prepared a banquet and haven’t started eating yet.”

Aiya, Thank you, Mom. Wang longqi felt the familiar atmosphere and smiled.

Elder du immediately stopped him. seventh young master, don’t forget what we’re here for.

“I’m sorry.” Wang longqi quickly sobered up. it’s an occupational habit.

Li Chu waved his hand at the woman. there’s no need. Actually, we’re here to ask about some things.

“Oh?”

The woman’s eyes flickered. what do you want to ask? ”

the day before yesterday, a medicine beauty entered Shanbei village, killed two villagers, and planted many curses. “I’d like to ask if you guys know about this,” Li Chu asked.

The three women’s faces immediately changed and became gloomy.

The woman stared at Li Chu for a long time before she said, ” “We naturally don’t know.”

“But according to the testimony we’ve received earlier, that medicine beauty did get married from here. If you insist on not telling me the truth, then I’ll have to resort to more intense measures.” Li Chu said calmly.

“Hmph,” he snorted. The woman raised her eyebrows. are you threatening me? ”

“Yes.”

Li Chu admitted without hesitation.

His Frank admission made the woman’s words stop.

What followed was a burst of anger.

“Don’t think that I won’t hit you just because you’re handsome!” She took a step back and said angrily.

Bang-

With an explosive sound, a burst of colorful smoke suddenly burst out from the woman’s body, and eight long and hard sickle-like bare feet shot out from her back.

Her two daughters transformed at the same time.

In an instant.

They had transformed into Spider demons! The magnificent Hall was originally a coiling thread immortal’s cave!

The demonic aura skyrocketed!

Li Chu was not flustered at all.

He raised his finger and said softly, ” “Stop.”

1.

2.

Three.

The wooden man.

The three of them froze on the spot.

They were like three giant spider specimens, but in the blink of an eye, they no longer had that fierce look.

He became obedient and pitiful.

Li Chu allowed the woman to speak again after he had easily destroyed the enemy’s combat ability. He asked, ” “You guys aren’t precious medicines that have gained intelligence?”

“No, Zhenzhen.” The anger on the woman’s face disappeared, and she said in an extremely gentle voice, ” “We’re just a few small spider demons in this wilderness.”

“What’s the matter with that medicine beauty?” Li Chu asked again.

“This bi an ...”

The woman hesitated, as if weighing the pros and cons.

However, she quickly figured out that there was nothing to weigh. There were not only distant dangers in life, but also the little Daoist priest and the sword in front of him.

it was the medicine lady’s doing, ” she said directly. it has nothing to do with us.

“Medicine lady?”

“That’s right, the medicine lady is the biggest monster in the shuiye Plains, and she has been cultivating here for a long time. She’s eccentric and powerful, so we’re all afraid of her. Little monsters like us don’t dare to kill people. Usually, we just trick passers-by into coming in to take in some yang energy. At most, we make them sick. However, the medicine lady doesn’t care about this. She often uses very cruel means to kill people, and she also kills other demons.”

The woman’s eyes trembled, clearly very afraid.

He didn’t know if he was afraid of Li Chu or the medicine lady she had mentioned.

“I have an impression of the last incident. She lied to the herb gatherer and said that she was going to get married. It was just that she didn’t have her own immortal’s cave, so she borrowed my place. My cultivation is low, how would I dare not to lend it?”

Li Chu had already scanned the three women with his mind. There was no resentment in their bodies. It was clear that they might have absorbed people’s yang energy, but they had never killed anyone. This was why they were so gentle. Hearing her words now, he knew that she was probably not lying.

“Do you know where I can find her?” he asked again.

the medicine lady’s body is a precious medicine in the human world. All living creatures in the world covet her, so her whereabouts have always been uncertain. No one can find where she is, ” the woman replied.

Li Chu frowned slightly.

As a result, the clues were cut off again.

“No, I can’t.” “Then what about my father’s curse?” Wang longqi said dejectedly.

“If you want to cure the Empress’s curse, I actually do know about Wanwan,” the woman suddenly said.

“Eh? You know how to solve it?”

“I know a little.” The woman rolled her eyes and said, ” I can tell you, but you have to promise me that you won’t kill me and my daughter after I’m done.

“You didn’t harm anyone’s life, so you don’t deserve to die,” Li Chu agreed.

The woman nodded and said, ” I don’t know how to dispel it. However, I know that the medicine lady’s curse is to bind a person’s fate to a herb. It’s called ‘life medicine’. After that, he would sell this herb that had taken human lives. Many Yin cultivation suannis were ghosts and could use it to cultivate. As long as the life medicine matured, the person whose fate was bound to it would die in the same way that the life medicine was dealt with. If you want to save that person but really can’t find the medicine goddess, perhaps you can consider getting that life-saving medicine back.”

life medicine Zhenzhen. Li Chu asked, ” where does she usually sell her life medicine? ”

only ghosts need to buy this medicine, so the medicine lady will sell them to the ghost market. The woman said.

“A ghost market?”

that’s right. It’s the underground ghost market in the southern region.

The little Daoist priest’s eyes lit up.

There’s such a place?